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Edited and translated by Zhang Qian, People's Daily Online
U.S. website The Onion has named North Korean supreme leader Kim Jong Un as the "Sexiest Man Alive for the year 2012".
"With his devastatingly handsome, round face, his boyish charm, and his strong, sturdy frame, this Pyongyang-bred heartthrob is every woman's dream come true. Blessed with an air of power that masks an unmistakable cute, cuddly side, Kim made this newspaper's editorial board swoon with his impeccable fashion sense, chic short hairstyle, and, of course, that famous smile," it said.
"He has that rare ability to somehow be completely adorable and completely macho at the same time," said Marissa Blake-Zweiber, editor of The Onion Style and Entertainment.
And better yet, the photos
On a horse, no less. Why, he's practically Vladimir Putin!
The handsome leader to the common man, posing with some (frankly terrified looking) villagers
Oooh. Inspecting machinery. Hot, hot, hot.